bad to the bone since 1987
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
BECAUSE...
...my roommate just came home to witness me violently scrubbing the stove down and muttering about Carlo Rizzi.
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
BECAUSE...
...Saturday night I fell asleep listening to the Brandy Cinderella soundtrack.
...and woke up to 37 missed calls from my roommate who I locked out of the apartment. Sorry, buddy.
...and woke up to 37 missed calls from my roommate who I locked out of the apartment. Sorry, buddy.
Monday, February 27, 2012
BECAUSE...
...This is an actual conversation between my friend and I while watching The Oscars:
"Julie. Why do you have the Wikipedia page for great white sharks open?"
"Oh, um yeah well Jaws was on earlier. Soo.....I like learning!"
Sunday, February 26, 2012
Friday, February 24, 2012
BECAUSE...
...I just caught myself singing (humming?) the theme song to The Good, The Bad and Ugly while watching Law & Order: SVU.
Thursday, February 23, 2012
BECAUSE...
...This is the story of my life. Except that I have a roommate who just thinks I'm the weirdest because I like to wear gigantic t-shirts and bake lots of bread.
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
BECAUSE...
...while visiting at home, my mother stopped the car, turned around and made me pick up a "free" trash bag that we passed on the street.
Wednesday, February 15, 2012
BECAUSE...
...Someone somewhere searched the internet for "night habit to drink wine" and was brought to this site.
Monday, February 13, 2012
BECAUSE...
...I just listened to Celine Dion's classic, "All By Myself" on repeat the night before Valentine's Day.
BECAUSE...
...If I had a dollar for every time I've had to say "I beg of you not to judge me right now" to my roommate in regards to what/how/when I'm eating, I'd be able to afford to live on my own.
BECAUSE...
...I just posted about pants twice in as many minutes.
....Well, now it's three times, I guess.
BECAUSE...
...the first thing I do when I get home is take off my pants.
...and because I secretly refer to pants as "Leg Prisons".
BECAUSE...
...Instead of taking my pants off like a regular human being, I just collapsed on my bed and flailed my legs around until they came off.
Saturday, February 11, 2012
BECAUSE...
...When someone buys me a drink and asks for my name, I tell them that it's Ginger because my parents were big Gilligan's Island fans.
Friday, February 10, 2012
BECAUSE...
...I just schooled my coworkers on the definition and origin of the word "provincial".
...with the help of Beauty and The Beast, of course.
...with the help of Beauty and The Beast, of course.
Wednesday, February 8, 2012
BECAUSE...
...Because when I was watching Jeopardy this evening, I got EXTREMELY excited when the video question featured this little guy. I need one.
Tuesday, February 7, 2012
BECAUSE...
..."Tomorrow" from Annie came up on my shuffle. I side-eyed around the room and turned that shit up to eleven.
Monday, February 6, 2012
Sunday, February 5, 2012
Saturday, February 4, 2012
BECAUSE...
...I had a walk of shame this morning without actually having done anything to be ashamed of.
...Except for maybe sleeping on my friend's floor all night.
BECAUSE...
...I've made more Of Mice and Men references in the past 48 hours than I probably did when I was actually reading the book.
Friday, February 3, 2012
BECAUSE...
...I decided to sponsor a little girl in Colombia because the boy on the street said nice things to me and was cute.
...And, you know, 'cause I'm a good person and whatever.
...And, you know, 'cause I'm a good person and whatever.
Wednesday, February 1, 2012
BECAUSE...
...I'm developing homeless-person tendencies. Namely, stealing sugar packets from cafes in which I did not purchase anything.
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