BECAUSE...

...I've never been more pumped than when I realized Martin Yan, from the MOST beloved show of my childhood (sorry The French Chef/Beastmaster) Yan Can Cook, is going to be on the Top Chef: Seattle finale.

You my boy, Yan.

BECAUSE...

...The second I sense that someone might like me more than I like them, I react thusly:

BECAUSE...

...My life:

I'm full-on Lemoning.

BECAUSE...

...I feel like this kid summarizes my life up perfectly.

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BECAUSE...

...This man is my newest source of inspiration.

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