BECAUSE...

...Accuracy.

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BECAUSE...

...I am. I really am.

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BECAUSE...

...This is how I feel anytime someone references youth culture.

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BECAUSE...

...I just realized I knew the lyrics and melody to the theme song to "My Date With The President's Daughter."

Yup. The Disney Channel Original Movie starring Eric from "Boy Meets World."

BECAUSE...

...This is me any time someone tries to wake me before 10 a.m. on a weekend.

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