BECAUSE...

...It's been a while since I posted here. And not because I was busy doing cool things and meeting people, but because suddenly pizza became a priority.

BECAUSE...

...A friend of mine told me she had never seen an Indiana Jones movie I had the same reaction that Leslie Knope had when they told her the government was shutting down.

I’m sorry, what was that? there was really loud circus music in my head.

BECAUSE...

...I just made a pact with my sister that we'd buy each other's hypothetical future children (or "nerd babies", as we like to call them) lightsabers after watching this amazing video.

BECAUSE...

...This is exactly how I react to air conditioning now

BECAUSE...

...I just tried some fancypants Wildberry Lavender ice cream and all my taste buds could think was:

[source]

...Oh man. Yabba Dabba Doo-Orange was the bomb.

BECAUSE...

...Whenever I see my sister, she does this to my face

[source]

BECAUSE...

...I can't even begin to describe the self-satisfaction felt when I came up with "RELEASE THE SNACKEN" to caption this octopus-themed snack:

Garden Octopus from FamilyFun Magazine

...I then "called" The Snacken as my new nickname. Aggressively. As if people were trying to steal it.

BECAUSE...

...Of this:
me: you know what's hard?

eating soup with my left hand.... 

E:  why are you doing that?

me:  I feel like the Beast

 

 

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BECAUSE...

...Last night I got hit full-on with a bag of garbage and my first reaction was "Oh, sorry!"

BECAUSE...

...The phrase "Butterfingers" could be a literal description of my life.

BECAUSE...

...When "What is Love" came on shuffle, I didn't skip it. In the year 2012.

BECAUSE...

...I just got so offended when Lionel Richie's timeless classic, "Hello" was not the first result on Spotify.