BECAUSE...

...The second I sense that someone might like me more than I like them, I react thusly:

BECAUSE...

...My life:

I'm full-on Lemoning.

BECAUSE...

...I feel like this kid summarizes my life up perfectly.

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BECAUSE...

...This man is my newest source of inspiration.

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BECAUSE...

...I just referred to wine as "Mommy's me-time grown up juice."

BECAUSE...

...I just realized that the word "parmesan" is pronounced like "parme-jean."

And then I decided Oscar Night I'm definitely making Chicken Parme-Jean Valjean.

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BECAUSE...

...I am my father's daughter and just thoroughly amused myself by trying to make a fart noise with my hands.

BECAUSE...

...Earlier this week I caught myself making bedroom eyes at a pile of prosciutto.

BECAUSE...

...When I found out that Kate Middleton (aka one of my many spirit animals) is pregnant this was more or less my exact reaction:

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BECAUSE...

When I read this, this was my reaction:

BECAUSE...

...I've finally gotten around to watching The Avengers and this has been me pretty much from minute one:


GIFSoup

BECAUSE...

Actual conversation I just had with my friend:

G: So you're coming out with me? Great.
See you soon

Me: Nooo
I have....plans....
Oh god how sad is it that I've been looking forward to making pizza all day


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