BECAUSE...

...I am a college-educated, former English major working in the editorial world and I just struggled with the pronunciation of the word "poise".

BECAUSE...

...This is yet another gem of a text I sent:

"ACCORDING TO SPOONFORKBACON IF YOU CHANGE SIRI'S VOICE TO UK IT SOUNDS LIKE CARSON FROM DOWNTON LIVES IN YOUR IPHONE. I NOW NEED AN IPHONE. I DON'T REGRET CAPS."

BECAUSE...

...I'm going to have the theme song to this amazingly informative video stuck in my head for the rest of my life. ...Also, because I'm curious as to where Mr. Casamassa got his denim karate outfit. I think I need one?

BECAUSE...

...I get the classic Sade song "Smooth Operator" stuck in my head every time I look at the fan in my room, even though it's called the "Kool Operator".

BECAUSE...

..I just watched this from start to finish for no goddamn reason whatsoever.

BECAUSE...

...Because I just went on a ranty-rant about HBO's Girls.

BECAUSE...

...I feel like Ryan Reynold's character in Just Friends.


...Like...at this point in his life.

BECAUSE...

...I just checked my wallet to see if I had any cash. When I saw that I had $12 and some change, I immediately thought "Oh, tons," and breathed a sigh of relief. Without a trace of irony.

BECAUSE...

...I made the Sloth face when I realized that Benedict Cumberbatch & Martin Freeman, aka Sherlock & Dr. Watson, will be reuniting (sorta) in The Hobbit.

GIFSoup

BECAUSE...

...This is a text exchange my mother and I just had:

Me: NOOOO DICK CLARK DIED
Mom: This means no more new years
Me: We're going to be stuck in 2012 forever.
Me: THE MAYANS WERE RIGHT

BECAUSE...

...I would do this. Today. As a 24-year-old. Right down to the outfit and gleeful squeals.

BECAUSE...

...I actually thought the phrase, "Thank god it's Hump Day" first thing this morning.

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