BECAUSE...

...Nick Miller is my spirit animal.

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BECAUSE...

...This is what I use The Twitter for.

...Also because I will never stop calling it The Twitter. Never.

BECAUSE...

...Accuracy.

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BECAUSE...

...I am. I really am.

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BECAUSE...

...This is how I feel anytime someone references youth culture.

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BECAUSE...

...I just realized I knew the lyrics and melody to the theme song to "My Date With The President's Daughter."

Yup. The Disney Channel Original Movie starring Eric from "Boy Meets World."

BECAUSE...

...This is me any time someone tries to wake me before 10 a.m. on a weekend.

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BECAUSE...

...I just failed so spectacularly at saying goodnight to someone. It was like the verbal equivalent of a baby deer trying to stand for the first time. On ice. But less adorable.

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BECAUSE...

...The first time I saw the inner sanctum of HBO Go I reacted thusly:

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And then I told my friend it was "like Narnia."

BECAUSE...

...I've never been more pumped than when I realized Martin Yan, from the MOST beloved show of my childhood (sorry The French Chef/Beastmaster) Yan Can Cook, is going to be on the Top Chef: Seattle finale.

You my boy, Yan.

BECAUSE...

...The second I sense that someone might like me more than I like them, I react thusly:

BECAUSE...

...My life:

I'm full-on Lemoning.