BECAUSE...

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...Someone has once had to say this sentence to me: "and if you would stop making a mustache with your hair, I could complement you more..."

Worst part is after that was said....I just wanted to make a bigger 'stache

REASON WHY I'M MAKING THIS SITE

Because I am so so very single. And I don't mean that in a self-pitying sense, or even in a generally derogatory way - I just mean that I am (and always have been) my own person. And that person is a total friggen weirdo. So, society being what it is these days, I've decided to share or document....or exploit - it all depends on your outlook - my (hopefully) hilarious ridiculousness. Enjoy, all!