BECAUSE...

...I just referred to wine as "Mommy's me-time grown up juice."

BECAUSE...

...I just realized that the word "parmesan" is pronounced like "parme-jean."

And then I decided Oscar Night I'm definitely making Chicken Parme-Jean Valjean.

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BECAUSE...

...I am my father's daughter and just thoroughly amused myself by trying to make a fart noise with my hands.