REASON WHY I'M MAKING THIS SITE

Because I am so so very single. And I don't mean that in a self-pitying sense, or even in a generally derogatory way - I just mean that I am (and always have been) my own person. And that person is a total friggen weirdo. So, society being what it is these days, I've decided to share or document....or exploit - it all depends on your outlook - my (hopefully) hilarious ridiculousness. Enjoy, all!